Darkie's Mob= The fictional suicide squad from Battle Picture Weekly, led by battle-hardened, badass, and tough-as nails British WW1 veteran Captain Joseph "Joe" Darkie, who leads a small unit of regular misfits and deserters to brutal, ruthless, bloodthirsty raiders who go in a personal war against Axis Japanese forces in southeast Asia in the Second World War.
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White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) Squad= The fictional squad, formed by colonists in the 17th century. It is made up of strong, muscular men from New England who stretch themselves to the perfection of a soldier, and they make up the most highly trained operatives and skilled assassins who come from strictly Protestant or Roman Catholic prominently wealthy families of Irish and British descent.
Darkie's Mob Team: Pat Mills (Writer of Darkie's Mob) Teddy Whitaker (Former WWII Commando)
Darkie's Mob Weapons:
Rapid-Fire Weapons= Bren (Light Machine Gun)
Long-Range Weapons= Scoped MK.III Ross (Bolt-Action Sniper Rifle)
Mid-Range Weapons= Thompson M1928 (Submachine Gun)
Short-Range Weapons= Webley-Fosbery .455 (Revolver)
Blade Weapons= Fairbairn-Sykes (Fighting Knife)
Explosive Weapons= Sticky Bomb (Improvised Explosive)
Special Weapons= Winchester Model 1897 Trenchgun (Trench Shotgun)
WASP Squad Team: Alexander McCloskey (Former WASP Squad Leader) Jack Lee (U.S. Army Ranger)
WASP Squad Weapons:
Rapid-Fire Weapons= M60 (General-Purpose Machine Gun)
Long-Range Weapons= .50 Caliber Barrett M82 (Sniper Rifle)
Mid-Range Weapons= Panther M16 (Assault Rifle/Carbine)
Short-Range Weapons= Colt M1911A1 (Semi-Automatic Pistol)
Blade Weapons= KA-BAR (Fighting Knife)
Explosives Weapons= C4 (Explosive)
Special Weapons= Franchi SPAS-12 (Combat Shotgun)
A squad of 7 Darkie's Mob are patrolling a small forest near the Thai-Burmese border in southeast Asia when a WASP operative spots them. He alerts the WASP leader, who calls up a sniper. The sniper then sets up his anti-materiel rifle on the roof of a hut and shoots two mobsters dead, which alerts Joe Darkie. A mobster armed with a scoped Ross rifle then counter-shoots the WASP sniper, who falls dead. As Darkie's mob takes up positions, a WASP operative shoots his assault rifle into the air, but is shot by a mobster, and Darkie's Mob and the WASP squad split up, with one soldier guarding each leader. The mobsters take up positions in a small hut, and a WASP operative armed with a shotgun and a pistol opens the door and throws a grenade inside, killing one and wounding two. The operative shoots a wounded mobster dead, and then pulls out his pistol, as well as the other wounded mobster, but the operative shoots the wounded mobster, who, holding a primed grenade, explodes, killing both him and the operative. Only Darkie himself and his soldier remain, and they give chase to the WASP leader and his three soldiers, who all fire at Darkie and his mobster. The mobster shoots an operative dead, but is gunned down by the operatives. Darkie then fires at the two remaining operatives with his pistol, killing both of them, and Darkie gives chase to the WASP leader. The WASP leader then takes up a position in a large building, and when Darkie enters, the two fire at each other with their pistols. Once the two run out of ammo, Darkie tackles the WASP leader and the two engage in a brutal and lengthy fist fight, with Darkie gaining the upper hand. However, the WASP leader pulls out his knife and stabs Darkie, who falls down the stairs.
Winner and the Deadliest Warrior: WASP Squad
