Me, Keller Clark

I was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA to an American father and a Canadian mother, who immigrated to the United States in 1996, of Scots-Irish and English descent. I moved to my mother's birthplace (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) when I was just 3 months old. From there we came to an Irish-Canadian town called O'Leary in Prince Edward Island, Canada. We then moved to Charlotte, Mecklenburg, North Carolina. We have just moved back to New Orleans where my family and I reside today.

Monday, October 24, 2011

The Great Battle of Rome

 The Great Battle of Rome was a small battle on the banks of the Tiber River near Roman, a fictional skirmish between a battalion of U.S. Marines under Lt. Col. Lewis Henry Doherty, against the mighty Roman forces under the Emperor Augustus Octavia. It ended up in heavy casualties and marked the end of Ancient Rome.

 Belligerents:
 United States of America (Strength: 1,300 soldiers, 4 tanks, 1 technical) (Casualties: 784 soldiers)                                                                                                       

 Roman Empire (Strength: 20,000 soldiers, 70 missile weapons) (Casualties: 17,987)

 Result: Overall American victory, Roman defeat, American capture of Rome, Naples, Sicily, and Italy by the American troops, seceding of the Roman Empire to the United States, all Roman territories and states freed, and end of the Roman civilization by the American government.

 Commanders and Leaders:
 Lt. Col. Lewis Henry Doherty                                                                      Emperor Augustus Octavia

 It started out when a team of nine soldiers-Pvt. Frank Robinson, Sgt. Joseph Lancaster, Pvt. James Jackson, Capt. Carlos Garcia, Lt. Damien Miller, Pvt. Robert Lockhart, Pvt. William Grimm, Sgt. Henry Killian, and Pvt. John Gore- went on a scouting mission under Lt. Col. Lewis Henry Doherty. Doherty went back to base as the soldiers scouted, when Pvt. Jackson and Sgt. Lancaster were spotted. All the team members were chased back to a small wooded area near the banks of the Tiber River, where the team members put up a large fight, coming into ferocious close-quarters fighting with a whole century of Roman soldiers, eventually escaping but later wounded, captured, interrogated, beaten, tortured, and executed by firing squad. Doherty, later hearing of the news- decided to position his troops on a small ridge near a swampy, wooded area, and the marshy banks of the Tiber River. His very modern, highly-trained, professional troops, armed with rifles, machine guns, and artillery, proved extremely efficient and effective in combat with the battle-tested Roman forces. They held the ridge for over 18 days, after constant sniping and machine-gun fire, artillery barrages, and fierce hand-to hand combat, the brilliant American commander, Lewis Doherty, gave orders to the troops to give chase to Roman cavalry and infantry soldiers. This proved effective, and Doherty and his troops, charging down a large slope, eventually overran and overwhelmed Roman positions in ferocious fighting with knives, shovels, and stakes, as well as their bare hands and teeth. They then positioned a sharpshooter named Emmett Doherty, the brother of the brilliant commander, with a designated marksman rifle, to guard troops. He proved an amazing killing machine and a patient sniper, and shot down or killed 64 enemy soldiers. After the main battle of rifles, the American soldiers eventually won, but at a cost, and the United States government awarded every battalion soldier the Congressional Medal of Honor.

 Written and Produced by K.D. Clark

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

My Unit of U.S. Army Rangers

 Soldiers=
Captain Francis Wilson (Leader)
Lieutenant Colin Meyers (Sniper)
Lieutenant Henry Munro (Sniper)
Sergeant Carlos Garcia (Automatic Rifleman)
Sergeant Zachary Harper (Automatic Rifleman)
Sergeant Brandon Touchstone (Automatic Rifleman)
Corporal James Devin (Grenadier)
Corporal Roy MacRae (Grenadier)
Corporal Jack Muir (Grenadier)
Corporal Sean Darragh (Grenadier)
Private Bernard Foley (Rifleman)
Private James Winchester (Rifleman)
Private Zdzislaw Vojakmraz (Rifleman)
Private Nicholas Hawthorne (Rifleman)
Private Avery Lucas (Rifleman)




 Instructors/Trainers:
Langston Touchstone
K.D. Clark
Andrew Shapiro
Teddy Morrison
Dylan Matthews
Andrew Hutchinson
Milan Novak
John Miller
William Carson




 Entertainment:
The Dukes of Dixieland
Damian McGinty
Plain White T's
Sinead O'Connor
Daniel O'Donnell
Foster the People
Hot Chelle Rae
The New Orleans Nightcrawlers




 This unit of elite spies, covert secret agents, cold-blooded operatives, ruthless assassins, deadly snipers, pinpoint rifleman, cutthroat raiders, rough and tough infantry, and dashing and daring officers, was formed during the American Revolutionary War and hand-picked by Colonel Benjamin Church himself. They are the best of the best, the first in the fight, and are part of the amazing U.S. Army Rangers. They have world-class instructors and trainers who train the Rangers in everything from hand-to-hand combat to sniping. The class of U.S. Army Rangers will be fighting in the Helmand Province of Afghanistan. They are favored by officers and are known for their famous soldiers and trainers. 

Above: M4 carbine, the standard carbine rifle of all United States Special Forces, and has found favor with this team of the U.S. Army Rangers with a scope, foregrip, rear sight, stock, laser sight, and many other gun attachments and other things to make an ordinary M4A1 assault rifle into a custom M4 carbine. 

Above: Beretta M9 semi-automatic pistol, manufactured and produced in Italy, and the standard sidearm of all United States Special Forces.

Above: M18A1 Claymore, a directed anti-personnel mine used by all United States Special Forces to kill enemy soldiers, destroy tanks and other amphibious vehicles, and to bust down doors or neutralize positions.

Above: KA-BAR combat fighting knife, the standard issue fighting knife of the U.S. Rangers and Marines.




 The unit was named Wilson's Warriors by President George H.W. Bush. They are well-respected by both civilians and U.S. Army Rangers.


 Written and Produced by K.D. Clark